My Top FIVE Reasons why I love Chicos!

I spent a BOATLOAD of moolah at Chico's over the holidays to celebrate my recent weight loss.

Now some might nag at me for buing new clothes when I'm NOT done losing weight, but to those critics I only have this to say in my defense..........

PFLLBHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Yes somedays I am this many (holding up three fingers)

I'm sure I could be more articulate but I'm too tired from staying up all night chatting with various girlies in my life.

So to the point...why do I love Chico's???

ONE

Their sizes are VERY much geared to BOOST female ego. I mean let's face it, anyplace where sizes start at ZERO and max at THREE has to be a good thing...RIGHT??!!

Right...so I'm a TWO now...woot woot...ROFL!

TWO (not size two, but reason two)

Coupons!!! Dang skippy baby. If you enroll in the passport Club, which costs you NO money, you get all kinds of coupons throughout the year to take the sting out of the RIDICULOUSLY high prices.

(unlike the B & N freguent buyer club which does cost money...uhhhmmm...hello? Why am I PAYING for an extra 10% off...DUH!)

Combine that with ONLY buying sale items and momma's done gone and got herself a new outfit!

THREE

The mirrors!!!

The mirrors make you look FABULOUS! I don't know how they do it. It's got to be some kind of funhouse curve they put into those things, but all I know is I likey what I see!

FOUR

All the stuff is so DANG funky and fun and cool and classic...all at the same time. The accessories are TDF! And it all makes me look skinny and cute and that makes me HAPPY!

And we all know if Momma's happy....EVERYONE is happy!

FIVE

The sales staff PAMPERS me!!!

Seriously, I go in with an armload of stuff and start tossing the rejects out and they run and get me different sizes, different styles...those gals know how to work it...for sure!

It's like shopping with your best girlfriends when you don't have your best girlfriends with you. And let me tell you..they AREN'T afraid to tell you what works on you and what MOST definitely does NOT!

Honesty in sales.....LOVE the concept!

So there you have it my top FIVE reasons for loving Chico's.

I do believe a new catalog (with my name on it!) and MORE coupons will be arriving any day now.

SQUEE!