Yep...that about sums it up.
I am slowly and surely going mad.
(deep breaths, deep breaths)
why???
Well...change is a coming and should show it's face in about 5 months.
I'm pregnant
(Excuse me. do you need some smelling salts or a Xantac? I happen to have them on me. Compliments of my doctor. No not really. But they did make me put my head btween my legs...I really wanted the Xantax...or a glass of wine/whine.)
AND I'm FLIPPIN freaking out
and calm
and excited
and stunned all at the same time.
Freaking out...I am too freaking old to have a child. What the ??? Hello Creator of the Universe? Did you not get my memo? I am DONE. Like really DONE. Like put a fork in me done.
Calm...that may be shock. Wait, no probably about it. What do you do for shock in first aid? Oh yeah, knees between the legs, keep warm.
Excited....maybe? Maybe I'll have a girl...wait....do I want a girl? I LOVE my boys. How do I handle a girl? Boys are easy, girls are??? Well I'm a girl. I'm not easy. But I can buy pink. Or red. I was really always partial to red.
Stunned..hello? I'm perimenoausal, irregular periods. Is this a joke?
Nope no joke, STUPID solid line. I took the test twice just to be sure. Then the old OB/GYN confirmed. And I don't think it is at all funny that my OB/GYn started to "share" with me her tales of pregnancy in her 40's. Not funny. Not funny at all.
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Seriously, I really think I am more freaked out than anything at this time.
I just don't know how we're going to manage everything financially, logistically, psychologically and most importantly (for me anyway) physically.
So this has been running through my head...."A time for every purpose under heaven" It always pops up whenever I'm extremely stressed.
Well that and the tornado and elevator dreams...been having those too...yuck.
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April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay seriously.
You KNEW this was coming right?
But I am TOTALLY serious about the elevator and tornado dreams.
those things scare the bejeezus out of me
5 comments:
You *completely* got me - and congratulations... you're the only one to pull one over on me. And here I got to 9:14 p.m. and thought I was in the free and clear.
(I, too, have recurring nightmares about tornadoes.)
you're good.
very good. . .
dude. you totally got me. tooo freakin' funny.
LOL....I was suspiscious from the start, you're a funny chick! LOL!
omg...you SUCK...that was soooooo not nice...omg
i didnt believe it at first...and then i did...and then i didnt....than i did...and omg...you made me get all excited for you!!!!!!!!!
lol...love you...and now im going to WISH every NIGHT that you get preggers...heehee
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