Kids Say the Darndest Things

No challenge today... just a random moment of hilarity at chez moi last night.

To set the scene, my youngest is sitting on the sofa with me watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". What else.

And he's not so much sitting as he is draped across me like a 65 pound afghan.

ME: Honey, you need to move. Mommy needs to get up.

DS: Nope. I'm not moving. I'm snuggling

ME: No seriously, I need to get up. Move your tush.

DS: No, no, no. Neener, neener, neener. You can't make me!

ME: Is that a challenge?

DS: (giggling)

ME: Well alrighty then. I guess somebody needs a swat on the behind.

DS: (more giggling)

ME: SMACK...ouuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh!!! That hurt mommy's hand!

DS: (giggling) That's because I have BUNS OF STEEL!!!