Shelf Life

These lovely missives arrived in my email this morning from our facilities coordinator. Following on the heels of reading Faster than Kudzu this morning (see my linky loo to the left), I'm not sure my stomach will recover AT ALL today

Missive #1

To all:
The Peachtree Vending route attendant has left the company, and as such the food has NOT been changed at its due date.
READ: Warning Will Robinson, Warning Will Robinson

Please do not purchase perishable items from the machine, or in the event that you have done so please dispose of it.
READ: Beacuse if you do, vile and unspeakable things will happen to your digestive track. Wait never mind. That's what happens when you eat out the machine anyway.

You may seek a reimbursement from reception.
READ: So don't sue US!

We apologize for the inconvenience, and Peachtree Vending has stated that they will be working to remedy the situation, empty the machine and ensure properly dated food has been stocked.
READ: Sue THEM if vile and unspeakable things happen to your digestive track. DIDN'T we just tell you NOT to eat out of the blasted thing?

Missive #2

Re: Food Recall - Nutty Bars

I have been informed that there is a recall on these particular products in the Georgia area. We will have these items removed from our vending machines when the cold food machine is attended to as well. For further information please see the following link:
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/mckee02_07.html
Facilities
READ: Seriously this CAN NOT be happening to me all in one day. I have things to do people. Supplies to distribute, air vents to redirect, more important missives to compose.

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This is funny why?

Beacuse I work at a law firm.

Say it with me folks, come on you KNOW you want to...........................

"If it's out of date.....LITIGATE!"