For your viewing pleasure, I present LIVE and in HIGH DEFINITION, the semi annual "Deep South Freakout over the Impending Ice Storm of Doom"
Pull up a chair folks, get comfy and watch as:
1) Every grocery store within a 100 mile radius of Atlanta is picked clean of every gallon of milk, loaf of bread and carton of eggs
2) 10 car deep lines form at the gas station for fuel to fire up the generators. Lifelong friendships are forged during the hour wait.
3) Radio and television coverage is interrupted every 15 minutes with a mile by mile status of the advancing storm. Local weatherman blow the raspberry at the pretty talking head behind the desk whilst they enjoy their 15 minutes of fame.
4) Firewood flies out of convenience storms faster than Big Gulps at lunch time.
5) Fistfights break out in home improvement stores over the last set of double A batteries
Children are celebrating, parents are panicking, chaos in the streets!!!
Stay tuned.................................
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