Marthanator Takes Round One

Did you all catch her yesterday?

She had Jamie Oliver, the Naked Chef Guy on and let me tell ya, Sista Martha can schtick it to ya.

HEEHEE

See, they're making fresh pasta and a meat sauce to go on top.

snicker, snicker

then Jamie says to Martha

"Can you hand me my sausage Martha" (cut to audience snickering like 12 year olds).

Jamie turns red like a beet. Martha doesn't miss a beat. Hands him "the meat"

(forget PDiddy, I'm your girl Martha)

HEH

Moving on, they're finishing off the sauce and he asks Martha to cut him a nobbin of butter.

Martha asks how much a nobbin is.

Jamie indicates about 2 inches with his fingers

and then...................the Marthanator roars back with a killer right hook

"Oh I see........ about as big as your sausage"

DINGDINGDING............Round One is over and the clear winner with a knockout blow is

the MARTHANATOR!

Swing it Sistah!!!