where to hide your precious private stash of food stuffs?
where the menfolk in your house will NEVER find it?
(those are my lovely peppers and sausages by the way...destined for pizza night on Friday)
third shelf
on the left
at the back
Because......(drum roll please)
The male species is physically, mentally and socially incapable of bending over and MOVING an item in the front, out of the way, in order to SEARCH for an item at the back!!!
You can submit my name for the Nobel any time.
As long as it's not the one for the Nobel Peace Prize
Because I swear
if one more male in my house asks me where the mayonnaise is in the fridge, while staring DIRECTLY at it, in the SAME freaking place it is ALWAYS located
I won't be responsible for my actions.
sound of crickets
dreadfully warm weather we're having..... yes?
3 comments:
Duly submitted.
and I thought
it was just
an Illinois 'thang' . . .
whew.
delightful read, as always.
and yes, it is dreadfully warm weather we're having and we don't have sweet tea to cool us off. i sure could go for an iced mocha riddabout now!
it's funny, isn't it? how men can never find things in the fridge. james is always asking me where stuff is. must be a man thing. poor helpless little waifs.
You crack me up gurl! THIS issue is SO true!! And OMG it's hot as fire here! The heat index is off the chart. And I'm STILL power surging!
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